FLAT

Flat chested lesbian with flat feet and flatulence left her flat right on time and went straight to work, only to find that the car has a flat tire (from driving flat out) and no gas. She had no spare tire, nor time, but plenty of gas. She despired over the obvious state of disrepair(as mechanic later stated in a state of agitation in a state of Iowa). Maybe she should have used a plane , but it was plain that this was not possible on this plane of existence and would be plainly foolish. Who will now present the present and presentation to the present president of her corporation? fuck it! she ate a dessert on a deserted place in a desert with a charming deserter and forgot all about it.....